I took my dogs for a walk. It was sunny. High 80s. The blossoming trees made Crestwood smell like heaven.
The first person I met was an old man, sitting in his yard. He was beneath a massive oak. He ate from a hospital tray, sipped tea from a straw. He wore a Gilligan hat. His nurse was seated with him.
I was walking past his house and he spoke to me because everyone talks to you when you have dogs. It is a universal truth, unrefuted by science.
At the time I had three dogs on a leash. A blind coonhound (55 pounds), an alleged Labrador (110 pounds), and a bloodhound (60,000 metric tons). My ligaments were being torn asunder.
I waved hello. The old man waved back. His nurse waved. I asked how he was feeling today.
“Don’t ever make the mistake of being 88,” he said.
Then he laughed. “Actually, it’s not so bad,” he added. “If you don’t mind having a titanium hip, bolts in your knees, or being violated with catheters the size of commercial garden hoses.”
I walked onward.
Next, I met three young men who were playing catch in their front yard. And by “young men” I mean these men were still in diapers. They were maybe 2 years old.
Their mothers were outside with them. The boys were tossing a Wiffle ball back and forth. Although, technically, it wasn’t a proper game of “catch” inasmuch as nobody ever caught the ball.
I waved at them. They all waved back.
“Pet da puppy?!” one boy shouted to me.
I let the kids run their hands along the smooth coat of my blind coonhound. They enjoyed this. But not half as much as me.
After that, I met two older guys, loading a canoe atop their Honda. They had tackle boxes strewn in their driveway. Clearly a fishing trip was on the horizon.
One of the old men was wearing a plastic boot, using crutches, and smoking a cigar that smelled like a turd.
I asked what happened to his foot.
“I have diabetes,” he said. “Doctors tell me I should stay off my bad foot, and stay inside. But you know what? You don’t quit having fun because you get sick. You get sick because you quit having fun.”
Onward I went.
Next, I happened upon a few college-age girls who were in a nearby yard, cutting grass, shaping shrubs, and landscaping. They wore orange and navy blue.
They said they were home from Auburn University this week, helping their neighbor get her house ready for summer. They tell me this neighbor woman is elderly, and can’t do her own yard work because she has come down with a summer cold.
“That’s very generous of you,” I tell them.
“We figured, hey, why not?” replied one young woman. “We have time, and we’d want kids to do this for us when we’re that age.”
“How old is your neighbor?” I asked.
“She’s 54.”
I kept walking.
I met a gal who was also walking her dog. The lady was middle-aged. The dog was a giant. Which is saying something, coming from me, because I had three quarter horses on a leash.
Our dogs hit it off nicely. The animals took turns sniffing each other’s most fragrant cavities, whereupon we all walked together for a few hundred yards. Four dogs. Two humans.
I asked the woman what her dog’s name was.
“His name is Pig,” the woman explained.
“That’s an interesting name for a dog.”
“Thank you. I named him after my ex-husband.”
She got the dog from a shelter after her husband left her for a younger woman. She was in her mid-50s at the time. It was her first time living on her own, being a single woman.
“I learned that I actually like living alone,” she said. “I was capable of being happy and secure by myself. And I have Pig to thank for that.”
“Which Pig?” I asked.
The old dog has white hair around his nose and hip problems. She tells me that Pig won't be with us much longer, so she’s trying to make his latter days wonderful.
I run my hand over his old muzzle. Then the dog decides I’m worth giving a lick of appreciation.
“Isn’t it great?” the woman says. “You ever notice how everyone talks to you when you have a dog?”
Took the words right out of my snout.
With the introduction of the last lady, my mind immediately went to Steel Magnolias and Ouiser Boudreaux (Shirley MacLaine). Ouiser would approve of naming a dog Pig if was after an ex-husband, hahaha.
Never move from the South: I fear you’ll run out of fodder. Folks up here are milk toast in comparison. And if 54 is elderly I must be decrepit, lol!
In a perfect world people would have the same affinity and affection for cats (as dogs). Cats are conditioned to be wary because many people aren’t kind to them. There’s far too many feral and stray cats due to abandonment. Spay and neuter. Adopt (from a shelter) don’t shop, whether cat or dog.
Love this story.
I always said I was going to write a children's book about this exact topic. We adopted a Basset hound named Beasley many years ago and as you can imagine he was quite the talk of the neighborhood when we took him on our walks every day. Especially when as a puppy he tripped on his ears.....
We got to know almost everyone within a 5 block radius of our home if not further, only because of this precious hound who we secretly titled the Richfield "Ambassettor". He lived to be 14 and brought us, and so many others a lot of joy! Your story is spot on. Thank you.