The Good Ole Days

The news is in. Less than one third of Americans have ever written a physical letter in their lifetime.

Which isn’t surprising inasmuch as studies find that 76 percent of American students lack basic writing skills such as grammar, spelling, and knowing what to call those three little dot thingies at the end of sentences...

Two thirds of American students are not proficient in math. Only one out of every 15 students scores above average in algebra. Twelve out of every five Americans still cannot comprehend fractions.

And there’s more.

Less than one third of American young people are able to write in cursive. The rest don’t write at all. Many Generation Z adults say they have gone months, even years without using a pencil.

In other news, 54 percent of college students admit to using AI to accomplish academic writing.

According to the Center for Academic Integrity, 80 percent of college students have cheated at least once. Seventy-five percent of undergraduates admit to cheating more than once. Over fifty percent say they cheat frequently.

But then, what’s the big deal? After all, the US ranks only 16th in education. We are 10th in science, 34th in math, 60th in life expectancy. We are 38th in literacy, ranking below countries like Uzbekistan, Kazakhstan, Turkmenistan, and many other goat intensive nations.

Almost 80 percent of school children cannot name more than three US presidents. The most commonly named presidents among those under age 12 are: George Washington, John F. Kennedy, and Samuel L. Jackson.

In a recent survey, 70 percent of American students were unable to name a single American war.

Although, as it happens, it doesn’t matter. Namely, because a study conducted by the Pentagon shows that 77% of young Americans would not qualify for military service without a waiver due to being overweight or using drugs.

Two out of three American students admit to not knowing the lyrics to the national anthem. And over one quarter of survey participants did not know the Pledge of Allegiance.

Maybe it’s because everyone is spending so much time on their phones. God knows, we’ve got phones.

There are 310 million smartphones in America. Over 95 percent of American teenagers own smartphones, regardless of socioeconomic circumstances.

Seventy-two percent of teens admit that texting is their preferred means of communication, ranking above vocalization, hand gestures, and various gastrointestinal noises.

The average teen receives 237 phone notifications per day; or four notifications every minute. An average teen will send, on average, 100 texts per day.

And if that doesn’t convince you the good old days are over, each day the American teen will spend eight hours looking at a screen. Except on weekends, when they will spend 12 hours.

The average American will spend 11 years of their life on their phone.

Only 18 percent of American school kids ride bikes. Only 27 percent of children say they go outside their homes to play. Only 24 percent of American children have ever played baseball.

Upwards of 44 percent of school children suffer symptoms of anxiety and depression.

Forty-five percent of children report symptoms of loneliness “often.” According to the US Department of Health and Human Services, approximately 49.5 percent of adolescents have at least one mental health disorder.

So if you ever find yourself with some free time, consider investing in a child.

They need us now more than ever.