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Andrew Budek-Schmeisser's avatar

Let the pundits wail and whine,

let the demonstrators shout.

I'm dying but I'm doing fine,

and they're what I can do without.

Some will ask me, don't you care?

Don't you worry, won't you fuss

about the stuff that's so unfair,

Jesus thrown beneath the bus?

It's both sides that are tossing Christ,

don't wanna kick both sets of butts.

My peace will not be sacrificed

to join in with the raving nuts

who find their meaning in their strife

when they need to get a life.

MAM's avatar

Andrew, you nailed again! I've been hearing that the protests are actually emotional therapy for those participating. I'm not sure what therapy you get from yelling curse words and throwing rocks. I sure hope I never need that kind of therapy. If I do, just please put me directly into the closest loony bin!

Krisztine Kun's avatar

Amen and Amen.They need to get the devil behind them!

Kathy Stephens's avatar

There's probably an answer already in there but I suppose you have your own column? What a quiz you are at putting the daily events into rhyme!

Kathy Stephens's avatar

Of course that should have said whiz not quiz.

Bill in Tennessee's avatar

"Blow up your TV

Throw away the paper

Try to find Jesus

On your own."

-- John Prine

Andrew Budek-Schmeisser's avatar

Don't throw away the paper!

Use it to line the bottom of the parrot's cage.

Tawanah Fagan Bagwell's avatar

Gotta love John Prine. I only discovered him after his death. I listen to him every night now.

Bill in Tennessee's avatar

Listen to his Clay Pigeons… It’s about recovering from a divorce, I think.

SteveA's avatar

And this is why my first thing is reading your story. I have that friend with those texts. Do not read them. And instead of news I turn on ESPN. Duke fans, you have my sympathy but not much.

To all of you Seanistas I say good morning from North Fla. 53 degrees feels good but Lord bring us some rain.

Lisa's avatar

Amen. Northeast Arkansas needs rain, too!

Ann Syfert's avatar

Heaven knows how much Las Vegas needs rain. Lake Mead has a huge bathtub ring and the meager snow pack up north isn't going to help us even a little bit. But we keep building!!! Makes no sense to me.

Nancy's avatar

The last second of that game was the best for me. I am an SEC-er, so just enjoyed a comeback victory. I wonder if #24 is still on cloud 9?

SteveA's avatar

SEC all day long but it was a magnificent game. Have to give credit. None for UT though......

Dolores's avatar

Neither is the Olivet Discourse an easy read. We want someone to take charge and turn things around, someone earthly. Jesus warns us not to be fooled or distracted.

He told His disciples what their future would look like. Jesus stunned those who heard His prophecy concerning the destruction of the Temple. Check and check.

And then Jesus discloses the frightening calamities and utter chaos that will occur before His return. To believers He says, watch and pray, do not be afraid for our redemption is near.

Kent Cooper's avatar

This is why I no longer watch American news shows--whether Fox, ABC< CBS, NBC or CNN.

The best unfiltered international news INCLUDING about the U.S. comes from BBC. And their broadcasts never start out with a breathless "BREAKING NEWS!" which we've all read about hours before.

Their anchors remain calm and disinterested in the subject they are reporting. In other words, the way U.S. news was reported 60 years ago.

And that's the way it is, Monday, December 30, 2026.

Ernie in River City's avatar

Thanks for your tip of the hat to Mr. Cronkite.

Te Burt's avatar

Okay. So you can't manage a coherent phrase in the early morning. That's normal. Until coffee, I don't even speak, but the dogs don't care as long as I open the back door . Thank goodness for a fenced back yard! I even mowed yesterday!

Tawanah Fagan Bagwell's avatar

I had a little schnauzer girl who would actually Tee-tee on command. My girl now is hit or miss. I still try.

Deborah Bundy's avatar

You would post this today. I've been longing for a kitty, but have remained strong because my grandson is allergic and one of my dogs would think it fun to shake it. Can a dog be taught to purr?

Andrew Budek-Schmeisser's avatar

Yes, Deborah. Daphne Dane purrs all the time with her rather large head on my shoulder when I'm sitting in a chair.

Tawanah Fagan Bagwell's avatar

I have one female cat and two schnauzers. They are a pack. When the cat calls out for help, the dogs are on it like lightening. My younger dog tries to play rough with the cat. The cat will not use her claws on the dog. I keep telling her just one time would stop Emmylou from tormenting her.

Cynthia Anderson's avatar

Some can. I had purring shelties

don ortolano's avatar

Ha! funny but not funny… What has become of us that opening our cell phones leads to anxiety and fear! I kinda’ remember when it was fun getting on my phone. We sure have done a good job of taking simple joys out of life!

I want cute kitty posts!

Kathleen Banfield's avatar

Once again, I date myself when I admit this reminds me of the song from the 60's: "sign, sign, everywhere a sign, blocking out the scenery..."

Lori C.'s avatar

This is why I won't live anywhere WITHOUT an HOA. No political signage allowed.

Joel Black's avatar

I was reminded of Signs by The Five Man Electrical Band.

Gatoray57's avatar

C'mon, let's all sing or hum those immortal lyrics: Signs, signs, everywhere a sign. Blocking the scenery, breaking my mind. Do this, don't do that can't you read the signs?

Anne Arthur's avatar

Yup. Sounds like real life nowadays.

Carole  Stringer's avatar

Your morning sounds like mine!

Wake 6:30

Walk 4 dogs

2 coffees

Email

Facebook

Computer games to get the mind off the news!

Shower

Start my day

Layne Sasser's avatar

Thank you so much! Old ladies need a morning giggle to get going!!!

Pam McCarty's avatar

Sometimes we need that kitty on a trampoline break and just enjoy.